If he only knew

Would you look at what I found in some forgotten folder. It was rather boring to look at because there’s so much copy pasta going on, so I tried to make it a little more interesting by making it cleaner than usual.

Anyway, I was once asked by a guy if Niels had some kind of gay super power that meant he could turn anyone gay for him. I asked the guy what he meant, and he said, “Like Duncan and Agent 300. They just suddenly turned gay for him”

Well, Duncan doesn’t count because it’s actually a big part of his character that he is a confused bisexual, same goes for Peter who is just bat-shit insane. Nobody else has any interest in Niels, so that leaves Agent 300. He is a special case.

I have to admit that I’m taking a lot of my dislike for James Bond (and players in general) out on Agent 300, and I always thought the idea of a womaniser who realized he is bisexual to be rather amusing.
So this was meant as both a reply to the question, but I was also playing with the idea of what would happen if Agent 300 ever got self-aware enough to realize that he wasn’t the completely straight stud he thought himself to be. ;)