300 wears different tartan patterns because he's obviously not allowed to only wear his clan tartan. People can't know what his name is or where he is from, and the right tartan would give him away.
Depending on the party it should be 'fancy highland style' or 'with fly plaid'. Obviously, the 'with fly plaid' is super formal. If it's a ceilidh, I'd go for 'fancy highland'. I don't think anyone even uses their own family tartan any more unless they really want to celebrate their family. Most people just choose the tartan they like best, but some do try to keep it similar to their own family. I don't think there are many people, us Scots included, who could identify a man from his tartan :P (I think my family's is blue, but I don't know for sure...)
(Sorry, super boring rant. Just for those who'd like to know :P)
Hiya, don't know if you know, but the folks at damnxd.org have yoinked this comic (possibly on a long trail of reposts, e.g. epiclol.com) and reposted it at their site:
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Why am I such a 300? why?