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Topic: Dear (blank) (Fake letters) 2 34 minutes ago #9710685          

Dear Jeannette,

You know what’s reeeeaaaaaallllllllyyy helpful?
- Having to wait for an irrelevant response
- Having a late birthday
- Having to leave before 10 am

Thanks, and have a nice day,
Imperative of karnen.



Topic: Despite London being known for heavy rains, it actually rain 35 minutes ago #9710684          

Yeah, its a similar climate to the Pacific Northwest in the United States. It rains a lot, but very lightly, so the overall rainfall is not as high as you would expect.



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Topic: What if you ruled the world? 2 hours ago #9710670          

If I was the ruler of the world I would solve the conflict in palestine by Making Jerusalem Greco-Roman Again.




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Two fools in a restaurant 2 hours ago #9710667          

The more I look at Brother America's single arm the weirder it looks.

Is he throwing out his pinky finger or is the hand in an awkward position where the palm is facing towards us?



Topic: What's On Your Mind #145 2 hours ago #9710666          

I baked some joulutorttu today. They turned out really nice.



Topic: The Game of Banns Season 13 2 hours ago #9710664          

Banned for not breaking routines and seizing the moment. You can't schedule life, man, you gotta live it.



Topic: Shower Thoughts 2 hours ago #9710662          

What if I'm really a robot but just don't know it?



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Two fools in a restaurant 4 hours ago #9710644          

I really miss the old Brother America. He was a much nicer person. Now he's just a giant mess.





Tudpool

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Two fools in a restaurant 4 hours ago #9710641          

Hah, while it is a common observation, the explanation is still amusing and too the point.

Good strip.



Epiphany 4 hours ago #9710637          

Is Norway unintentionally rubbing his wealth in our faces again by holding the largest stack of coins.



Topic: Shower Thoughts 4 hours ago #9710634          

''I must punch the wall''



Topic: The Game of Banns Season 13 5 hours ago #9710632          

Banned because all those specials pre-empt regular programming and mess up my TV-watching schedule.



Topic: Corrupt-a-Wish AU 3 5 hours ago #9710631          

Granted, you re-form the band Freddy and the Dreamers, but when ICE hears about this, they want to deport you.

I wish to be able to play "Here Comes the Sun" without fumbling.



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Topic: What's On Your Mind #145 5 hours ago #9710630          

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Two fools in a restaurant 5 hours ago #9710628          

Something to keep in mind is that this 'truism' is not particularly true.

1 - British comedies have a large audience over here (in the US).

2 - Where do you think Jerry Lewis, Abbot and Costello, The Three Stooges, Laurel and Hardy, et al came from?


It was SNL that began to really popularize outrage comedy in the mid-late '70s, which not coincidentally is when all those British comedians were trying their hand at comedy over here... and 'playing the fool' comedy still sells very well here. Otherwise Jeff Foxworthy would have never made it at all.




Finn123

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Topic: Just in! 3 5 hours ago #9710626          

Apparently this German 17 year old girl that married a jihadist and joined ISIS and worked as a sniper there may face death penalty in Iraq.

On almost every imaginable circumstance I'd feel sympathetic to any European teenager facing death penalty in a third world shithole but in this case it's not quite possible, as she's done all in her power to deserve this. Granted, it may be more stupidity than malevolence, but I guess this is natural selection in action, darwin award. I feel sorry for the family though.

Honestly the most upsetting thing about this is that a 17 year old ethnically German girl actually did something like that... where were her parents?



Two fools in a restaurant 5 hours ago #9710625          

sigh, I miss brother America. Also the gentle embrace of the sun and not living with a constant undertone of dread.



Topic: What's On Your Mind #145 5 hours ago #9710624          

Warsaw Freedom Fighters: image

Palestine Freedom fighters: image
























Topic: Corrupt-a-Wish AU 3 6 hours ago #9710619          

Granted, he only talks to me like that when he's drunk. (Ask me the joke if you don't know it.. It's funny.)

I wish for a 1994 Toyota Corolla, a gold plated cross on a chain, and some Khash.



Topic: The Game of Banns Season 13 6 hours ago #9710618          

Banned because of The Specials



EricTheRedAndWhite

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Topic: Erik the Red and White's mead hall - now expanded 6 hours ago #9710615          

@filkerdave
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You're welcome. :)

Do you have any Hanukkah plans so far? :)



Topic: Corrupt-a-Wish AU 3 6 hours ago #9710614          

Granted, he's been indulging in Christmas cheer so much that nobody can stand that man up.

I wish for more Christmas cheer.



Topic: Little Things You Hate 6 hours ago #9710613          

I hate when on a date the guy asks if he can kiss me.

I also hate people who call themselves a pet's mom or dad.



Ptarmigeon

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Topic: What's On Your Mind #145 6 hours ago #9710611          

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Mad Man 7 hours ago #9710604          

''Well, maybe your sister'' GET FUCKIN' REKT BRO



Topic: Corrupt-a-Wish AU 3 7 hours ago #9710600          

Granted, your rw uncle who nobody can stand turnips for dinner.

I wish for an uncle nobody can stand.



filkerdave

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Topic: The Swiss chocolate shop (part 3) 7 hours ago #9710593          

@SwissCross #9709115 So you don't get reimbursed?




Topic: Erik the Red and White's mead hall - now expanded 7 hours ago #9710592          

@EricTheRedAndWhite #9710056 Thank you!



Topic: Corrupt A Wish Foundation 11 7 hours ago #9710589          

Granted, but your figures are off by a few fractions of a degree, and you accidentally teleport into a wall. Now the EMTs are trying to figure out how to separate your molecules from the bricks.

I wish for Santa Claus to conquer the Martians.



Topic: Corrupt A Wish Foundation 11 7 hours ago #9710588          

Granted, but all of the other movies suck three times as hard.

I wish I could teleport.




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